Mine...
Olly: "Everything I'm about to do to you I learned at Sea World."
Olly: "Everything I'm about to do to you I learned at Sea World."
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Fri, April 2, 2004 - 7:08 PMHAHA! I LOVE THAT ONE!
I think my alltime favorite has to be:
"Im count Juica! Im the juice vampiya!
Takin you Higha! Suckin' everything from Lamps to tires!"
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Sun, April 4, 2004 - 12:52 PMSifl: " You know the problems Ive been having with asses"
Olly:"you've got some serious-ass ass problems" -
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Mon, April 5, 2004 - 11:48 AMGod, that was funny! The Ass Lift 2000...
which was of course a brilliantly displayed rubber band. -
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Mon, April 5, 2004 - 3:15 PMThis is precious roy, and you kids better pay for that lap dance! -
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Mon, April 5, 2004 - 4:46 PMDidn't you LOVE the cheesy infomercial sweater that Sifl always donned for Precious Roy? -
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Mon, April 5, 2004 - 7:39 PMYES! ANd I love the "genius in a box kit". I tcomes with the "I'm super smart " cape. -
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Fri, April 9, 2004 - 11:41 AM"This is Sanchez meng, Eh yo I bought one of doze Bottomeless Pools meng? And I check the peenchi pH... And I keep addin' more chlorine... And then I realize that thing is F#*%N' Bottomless meng!" -
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Fri, April 9, 2004 - 11:53 AMMArmalade, oh marmalade, keep it off my hand grenayeeeeeeeeeeede!
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Sun, April 11, 2004 - 7:35 PMNothin in the kitchen but a one legged chicke and a HOUND DOG HOUND DOG!! Grandma's gettin sicker cuz she's quicker on the liquor than a HOUND DOG HOUND DOG!!
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Sun, April 11, 2004 - 7:36 PMThere's this shiny girl
she had a sparkly dress
she says Im cresent fresh
she smells like STUFF! -
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Sun, April 11, 2004 - 9:53 PMahhh hahahaha! I LOVE chester :D :D
I've got legless dogs! HOT! legless DOGS!
nono no listen me out! hear me out!
you NEeeeeeever have to walk them!
They're safe around children!
They're like cuddly throw pillows!
theyy never run away!! -
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Mon, April 12, 2004 - 3:24 PMdid anyone ever see "speed reading" that one is hands down my fave. -
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Mon, April 12, 2004 - 8:47 PMrefresh my memory of what the speed reading one was about... i forget, It sounds familiar. How about the Beat Poets episode:
Sifl,
Olly,
Keep the rhythm,
Keep the beat,
Keep those crabs off the beach....
And keep it cool Daddy-o...
All you squares out there, take care with those crabs...
Slow down..
SPEED UP SPEED UP slow down..
HUSH...
(rock)
Ya gotta keep it,
kool,
Kats....
Bring it to the muffler guy.
I DONT KNOW! Im not that guy!!!
29 dollars! in the back of my blue blue jeeeeeans???
LOUD
(soft)
LOUD
(soft)
Picture - Good -
now im near...
(Now im far!( -
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Mon, April 12, 2004 - 10:15 PM(olly dressed as Axl, Guns and roses shit)
Speed Reading
wont you tell me a bedtime story
make it really fast and horny
and leave me by the morning time!
Hey Zach, how come you havent made an attempt to answer the trivia I psoted? -
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Tue, April 13, 2004 - 10:56 AMhehe Sorry Haley, I didnt see them until you had already posted the answers to them. hehe I love that episode where they tell how sifl and chester met eachother hahahah. especially when chester gets his underwear back and says "yeah! i was just happy to get my underwear back... I was freezing my crunch-Berries off" hahaha i love it i love it. post more trivia and i'll answer it :) hehe
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Thu, April 15, 2004 - 1:16 PMHow about the video for "Guess We Won't Be Partying Much at Dude's House" where there is footage of a puppet projectile puking from the second floor balcony? Holy Shit, that cracks me up every time I think about it! -
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 7:58 AM"and its okay, cuz cindy's the hostess... shes A . O . k ...... She's the mostest..."
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Sat, July 3, 2004 - 10:00 PM"Buy my Easter bonnets!"
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Unsu...
Cresent Fresh
Fri, August 13, 2004 - 9:48 PMHas anyone tried to use the word cresent fresh in a real conversation just to see if anyone would actually use it later. -
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Re: Cresent Fresh
Sun, August 15, 2004 - 3:41 PMCan't remember ever trying, but you've now given me something to do. Thanks.
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Sat, August 14, 2004 - 1:26 AM- hello, Mr Orgasm, how are you feeling?
- Man, how do you THINK I'm feeling?
(may not be absolutely right, but a classic...)
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Wed, June 6, 2007 - 10:54 PMThis post is old now, but hey...I loves the Sif & Olly. It's the whole laser eyes thing...
"I'm curious. Curious for knowledge."
yours is super awesome. -
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Sun, August 26, 2007 - 9:14 PM"I'm so curious, I'm so curious, cause I've laser eyes, and I know what you're think, I've got laser eyes, Christmas lights are blinking". I sang that line from "Laser Eyes" around my mother one day. All she said was, "that's a really bad song" .
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Re: Favorite Sifl & Olly One Liners
Tue, August 28, 2007 - 7:58 PM"Buy My Sasquatch Feeders!....SUCKERS!!"
Precious Roy
"Ever since they built the baby robot it's been baby robot this, baby robot that, It's like they don't even know I'm on."
Robot on "Calls from the Public"
"I know what boys want, I know what boys like..."
Hosting Robot
